*in a terrible fake Russian accent, as if he’s Rusev*: I have neck surgically removed. I view as weakness.
*as Seth Rollins comes to the ring*: Hey, it’s Snake Plissken from Escape From L.A.!
*realizing what kinda match Ambrose v. Rollins is*: Ugh, really? I hate Lumberjack matches! They are like the ‘very special episodes’ of wrestling.
*seeing the Lumberjacks failed to do their jobs & keep the action in the ring*: They failed. They are NOT lumberjacks and they are NOT ok!